• Satire
  • Facebook User Sees Joke She Disagrees With, Miraculously Keeps Scrolling

    Facebook User Sees Joke She Disagrees With, Miraculously Keeps Scrolling

    By Crystal Lowery of Creepy Ginger Kid & Joanna McClanahan of Ramblin’ Mama Local resident Pearl Klutcher is being hailed as a hero after declining to comment on a joke she considered to be distasteful. “Ugh, it was awful,” Klutcher recounted. “I was just sitting and scrolling, minding my own business, when I saw the meme. It […]

  • Satire
  • Please Stop Posting About Politics on Your Parenting Page

    First things first, this IS a parenting page, right? I come here to LAUGH (and for the wine and yoga pants memes, obvi), not to be subjected to political posts. This site should be about RAISING CHILDREN, not about the well-being of the country or the future they will inherit. I’m totally serious; for some […]

  • Parenting
  • 6 Stupid Things All New Parents Fight About

    6 Stupid Things All New Parents Fight About

    I don’t care if you’re the happiest couple that ever walked the earth, the moment you have a baby together, there will be times when you completely lose your shit on each other. It can’t be avoided. There is something about the stress of caring for a helpless being (besides your spouse), mixed with lack […]

  • Kids
  • What a Good Eater! English Muffin Pizzas Recipe and Review

    English Muffin Pizzas!

    I love cooking, but cooking with my kids is always…interesting. I can pin food for hours on Pinterest that looks amazing, but it’s hard to find recipes that are quick and easy. Let alone food that is FUN to make that my kids will ACTUALLY EAT. My friend Ali is the co-author of a new […]

  • honest
  • 8 Things I Wish I’d Known About Marriage

    8 Things I Wish I'd Known About Marriage

    There will be good days and the not-so-good days. Some days you’ll feel more like roommates than lovers. There may even be days when you feel like complete strangers and wonder if you’ve grown apart. My husband and I have learned a lot of lessons about marriage, mostly through trial and error. Here are eight […]

  • Humor
  • The Dreaded FUPA and Other Post-Baby Body Weirdness

    The Dreaded FUPA and Other Post-Baby Body Weirdness

    I knew that pregnancy would put my body through a lot of changes (read: some really weird shit). Growing a human takes a lot of work – it makes sense that pregnant people are a mess. What I wasn’t prepared for were all the strange things that happened to my body after the baby. Here is […]

  • Satire
  • Code Names for Your Tampons So He’ll Never Know You’re Menstruating

    Code Names for Your Tampons So He'll Never Know You're Menstruating

    As if being a woman weren’t hard enough, we have to cope with our monthly curse of shame. (Thanks for nothing, Eve!) And, assuming you don’t want him to leave you out of disgust, you’re probably always looking for ways to hide it from the man in your life. What to do when you need […]

  • Satire
  • Husbands Who Do Dishes Get More BJs, Says Science

    Husbands Who Do Dishes Get More Blowjobs, Says Science

    A recent study revealed that married men who help around the house are more likely to receive consistent oral gratification from their partners. As Dan Steele, a representative for HEADD (Husbands Enduring Affection Deficit Disorder), said, “The findings are staggering.” A breakdown of the HEADD-sponsored study includes the following findings: – Husbands who help with […]